Why?
Why is DJ still in my class-after hitting, kicking, biting, lying, stealing, etc., surely he should have been kicked out by now, right?
Why do children throw temper tantrums to try and get what they want? Don't they know that I, the heartless wench, will not be guilted into letting them get their way, whatever it may be? Pre-motherhood, maybe, but now, I have my game face on!
Why do children go into places that they know they shouldn't (like the janitor's room)?
Why do kids think there will be no consequences for their actions, like going into the janitor's room?
Why do moms sit and socialize with each other at an outing for God knows how long (a half-hour, hour), but dads hightail it outta there as soon as humanly possible?
Why did one of my Kindergartener's dads forget our Fun with Fathers celebration today?
Why is CB always gone from school? (must be nice to take a sick day once a week)
Why didn't I go to the gym tonight?
Why doesn't the doctor's office EVER call you back, no matter when you call, or how lengthy your message?
Why do babies like to be naked?
Why is Ethan SO incredibly constipated?
Why do we feel the need to talk so freely about children's bowel movements-color, size, frequency, etc. when I would never tell any of you about MY bowel movements?
Why do certain pairs of underwear ride up and chafe?
Why does my husband have to call his entire phone book on the way home from work? (listen to the radio-it's free and less distracting)
Why did I eat that damn pizza? (I am trying to watch what I eat before auditions)
Why doesn't laundry wash itself?
Why am I so incredibly crabby tonight?
Why?
Merry Christmas 2025!
4 months ago
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