Perv at Kindergarten?

Today Heidi (3rd grade teacher) and I were working with our classes on our hotel for Spring Fever. None of you had suggestions on our hotel ideas (tsk, tsk), so we decided to make a Gingerbread house. Cute, huh? Anyways, the kids each were responsible for making a gingerbread man, 3 gumdrops, and 1 or 2 candy canes. The gingerbread men turned out FANTASTIC! They are all really creative, even though some turned out better than others. For the candy canes they needed to draw stripes on them with crayon or marker and for the gumdrops, all they needed to do was glitter the tops. Of course some kids didn't follow the directions to a "T"-we had gumdrops with stars, names, and smiley faces. I can deal with that. Then one of my students came up to me and said, "Mrs. Pavlenko, DJ drew a girl in a bikini and some butts on his gumdrop." At first I thought maybe they were mistaken until a few more people came and told me about his inappropriate drawings. I walked over there and sure enough, there was a girl in a bikini with big ta ta's and an even bigger butt. I flipped it over only to find a ginormous butt the size of Africa staring back at me. I was FURIOUS! DJ is what I like to call my "problem child." We've had problems with his behavior since day 1 and it has only gotten a tiny bit better and it's April. The only thing that is getting me through the year is to know that these kids won't have to see him next year-they are moving (which doesn't help my sanity, but whatever).

He spent the rest of the morning in the principal's office and I spent mine wondering how a kindergartener knows about "T & A." And all I could come up with is "How sad..."